Quotes from Michaelmcchill

This is the page where you can find a hoard of notable quotes from Michael--which include a lot of swearing and other kinds of crude language, but, of course, this is Michael after all. With each quote, you may find a link that should take you to the source of said quote; With that being said, not every quote may include a source as we can only find so many. If you find a quote that is missing a source that you know of, please let us know so we can add the source to the quote!

PLEASE NOTE THAT **NONE** OF THESE QUOTES SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

Quotes of 2020

 * "GUESS WHAT CHAT, YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK!" - Bitchin' in my Kitchen: Christmas Edition
 * "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DUMB FUCKIN' SLEEPY HEADS!"
 * "I KNOW SOMETHING ELSE THAT CAME!" - Bitchin' in my Kitchen: Christmas Edition
 * "FUCK MICHAEL'S OVEN, I DON'T EVEN CARE!" - Bitchin' in my Kitchen: Christmas Edition
 * "You went pee-pee!"
 * "Garden hose?! Thats what I call my dick!"
 * "All I'm saying is if your power goes out I'll take a shit."
 * "Everyone! Jerk off a horse!"
 * "That book is reading?!"
 * "I'm eating his ass! Chat, I'm eating his ass!"
 * "Its like peeing but not holding the dick, so it does the fire hose!"
 * "Rocking out with my cock out."
 * "Someone make the sheep fuck, please."
 * "It's my dick pic!"
 * "LOOK AT HOW SMALL SHE WAS! YOU'RE SO FUCKIN' FAT! GET A JOB! YOU FREE-LOADIN' FUCK!" - Raising the Bar Winter 2020
 * "Who wrote 'cum' in the lake?!"
 * "Bob Barker had sex with my dog."
 * "ITS MY BRAND!"
 * "I wish for world peace and pussy."
 * "Give me the god damn banana!" - Super Mario Sunshine
 * "I just fuckin' chucked that over the god damn mountain god damn it." - Super Mario Sunshine
 * "WHY DOES EVERYTHING I LOVE DIE?!"

Quotes of 2019

 * "I know how to make a pumpkin fucker!"


 * "We suck Batman."
 * "I endorse Heroin." - SMP Earth
 * "Jordan impregnated my tree."
 * "Muscle memory is stored in the balls."
 * "Fuck the colorblind!"
 * "I'm gonna take my drugs with me."
 * "KISS THE HAND, SHAKE THE BABY!"
 * "Do drugs, kids!"
 * "He just drilled our asses."
 * "If we had a P-thing we could."
 * "Hey dumbass, wake the fuck up!"
 * "You're gonna get dicked by a horse."
 * "Put a firework in your ass and light it off!"
 * "Kill it's mom."
 * "Hashtag AntVenom cancelled!"
 * Go to fuckin' Jupiter dumbass."
 * "I thought we were family."
 * "At Olive Garden ™, please sponsor Michaelmcchill so he'll stop yelling at us."
 * "Listen here you colorblind fuck, no it's not!"
 * "I'M NOT TRYING TO FLEX, FUCK YOU!"
 * "Gay! Gay! Gay!"
 * "What the fuck, Dan?!"
 * "You want the gay?!"
 * "Flamey, I will kill a kid!"
 * "Oh my god James I'm gonna punch you in the dick."
 * "PewDiePie copied me!"
 * "What the fuck is soggy biscuit?"
 * "Are you guys at the gay boat?"
 * "Fuck this tree in particular! I don't know whose it is, but fuck it!"
 * "I'M LEFT-HAND IN REAL LIFE YOU COCK SUCKER!"
 * "YOU'RE NOT GAY FOR SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK!"
 * "I'M NOT BODY SHAMING, YOU FUCKER!"
 * "Chat, I did not masturbate in public!"
 * "They see me jerk off?!"
 * "You're gonna die?! Let's murder him!"
 * "You guys might need to leave if you don't have four-thousand IQ."
 * "I'll allow shit-talking if it's for charity."
 * "Fuck you, kid!"
 * "FUCK OFF SALAD!"
 * "What're you gonna do with pistons and a dick?"
 * "I would get shot for Nintendo [™]."
 * "Clip it so I can sue his ass when he sues me!"
 * "I get paid in exposure."
 * "What am I eating? My feelings away."
 * "Is boob pee a condiment?"
 * "He can't come for me, it's my first day!" - SMP Live Day 1
 * "What the fuck is that Doctor Strange shit?!"
 * "Ant, it's not a house, it's a shit-shack."
 * "Pussy."
 * "The pee is stored in the balls."

Quotes of 2018

 * "Fuck! That was my first death, you cock-sucker!"
 * "Instead of a civilian you become a--FUCK!"